- Wed, 16:04: I liked a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/fhhgdRLIndU?a Alissa gets serenaded by John Krasinski and Jason Segel
- Wed, 16:13: Woman gives #birth to "Big Gulp" at #7-Eleven http://tinyurl.com/6kmx5nl
- Wed, 18:52: I liked a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/47P59ha9k9s?a every sperm is sacred
- Thu, 01:11: RT @CO_Vail: #Pets (Spaniel) Buddy - Medium - Male http://dlvr.it/XP0Df RT @PepperTheDog
- Thu, 01:24: @JonathanArons Caught you just now on Jimmy Fallon dueling w/Chewbacca! Great stuff! http://tinyurl.com/6da2cuo
- Thu, 01:26: RT @rationalists: The Bible says Noah and his wife lived to 900 years of age. That's a long time for Mrs. Noah to decline anal.
- Thu, 01:48: RT @AverageBlackMan: There is no excuse for cheating but there is always a reason #DamnShame
- Thu, 07:25: RT @rationalists: I like how Bristol Palin has put her darkest secrets in a place where her mom will never find them. In a book.
- Thu, 07:28: RT @EcoInteractive: As arctic ice shrinks, so does a denier claim http://bit.ly/lxwSXw
- Thu, 09:04: RT @Jasongadgetguy: Anderson Cooper Slams ‘Romance Haters’—puts in his 2 very sarcastic ¢ on the 51 y/o.. http://tinyurl.com/645ck2g
- Thu, 09:11: I liked a @YouTube video from @AxiomJapan http://youtu.be/9Z7d96oMM9o?a Saturday Night Live Japan (Opening)
- Thu, 09:46: Demand That The #Onion Be Recognized With A Pulitzer Prize: http://tinyurl.com/6da2mqz #petition
