My tweets: franklanguage

Wed, 03:59: RT @AlbertBrooks I have been in 500 locker rooms and no man has ever said “I’m gonna grab her #pussy.”
Wed, 07:04: The #Presidential #Debate in Song: Who’s Gonna Work It Out? https://t.co/AejpCSR3Dr @nytimes #mashup
Wed, 08:06: RT @JMCappiello: #FACTS: You CAN survive without dairy products. https://t.co/CvioexYhhP
Wed, 11:47: Dear #DonaldTrump: I played in the #NFL. Here’s what we really talk about in the #lockerroom. https://t.co/gL6KJjLEb5
Wed, 13:25: Sliced #veggiefish with #blackbean sauce, #pakchoi. #vegan #veganlunch #veganfoodshare… https://t.co/ZpBIrccE0Z
Wed, 13:52: #funnybbq Always wondered if it meant the stuff tasted #funny #Bowery #chinatown #nyc #newyork… https://t.co/4g40l6cg1M
Wed, 14:25: "You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. So you… https://t.co/uduZVvDCWV
Wed, 14:58: Here's what a @McDonalds ad should really look like: https://t.co/a1mT2Kxo2t @redactedtonight

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