My tweets: franklanguage

Tue, 14:58: Woman loses engagement ring, finds it 13 years later wrapped around a carrot https://t.co/hWh7gZNDyN @BoingBoing
Tue, 18:13: #icecreamsocial game is strong at orchardgrocer—and all proceeds go to the aliforneycenter… https://t.co/eETPPhSkri
Tue, 21:09: RT @RealDonaldTrFan: I stared at #SolarEclipse2017 without glasses. I'm having trouble reading now, but that's OK, since I don't need to re…
Tue, 21:14: RT @mynameisNegan: Melania: Donald don't! they say if you 👀 at the 🌘 you will go blind. Trump: Fake news! 🇫🇷Narrator: A few moments later…
Tue, 21:15: RT @TeaPartyCat: That awkward moment when Fox & Friends is too busy licking Trump's asshole to tell him not to look directly at the eclipse…
Tue, 21:16: RT @Complex: This is dope. #SolarEclipse2017 https://t.co/z1PBSLpfEh
Tue, 21:17: RT @Lilyachttty: Only idiots stare at the sun. Trump: #SolarEclipse2017 https://t.co/IrGgaDwmRj
Tue, 23:34: Gringer & Sons on #Yelp: Gringer and Sons on First Avenue has an awesome vintage #neon sign. https://t.co/TyoWKmaMTm
Wed, 03:59: RT @eugenegu Don't worry—he was already blind. To justice, reason, & the rule of law. #TrumpResign #SolarEclipse2017 https://t.co/5q5jCVMwXD
Wed, 07:04: 19 Tourists Who Are Probably Never Going To Visit #Scotland Again https://t.co/Nadjv46bC2 @BuzzFeed

Wed, 11:47: #SpermCount in Western Men Has Dropped Over 50 Percent Since 1973, Paper Finds https://t.co/s9QvydJwcM @nytimes

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