Naturally, I never leave the city on holidays; I never have anywhere to go. New York is the center of the world, which is why I came here in the first place. I first came here in 1980 and have refused to leave. Well, I was forced to leave in 1981 and spend two years with my parents in Connecticut, which gave me added motivation to come back in 1983.
Also, if I traveled, I'd have to hire a dogwalker, which would suck.
